Personality Traits:

|:-|		excessively rigid
(:I		egghead
<:I		dunce
=:-)		a hosehead
O:-)		face with halo- acting very innocent
<:-)		dumb questions
:-[		un-smiley blockhead
:-]		blockhead
<:-)		conehead
I:-)		blockhead
*8=(:		blubbering idiot
:-D		talks too much
(:<)		blabber mouth
(:-D		blabber mouth
:-%		talking out of both sides of mouth

                              APPEARANCE:

                     Facial Hair of All Varieties:

(:-)		bald
|:-)		has heavy eyebrows
:-}		has beard
:-%		has beard
:-)}		has goatee/beard
:-@		beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso
(:-{~		a message from a person with a beard
:-{		has mustache
:-{)		has moustache
:-#|		bushy mustache
:-=)		older smiley with mustache
%-)		with long bangs
(-)		needing a haircut
{:-)		hair parted in the middle
}:-)		above in an updraft
&:-)		message from a person with curly hair
@:-)		message from a person with wavy hair
{:-)		has new hair style
{:-{)}		has new hair style, mustache and beard
-:-)		sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
=:-)		long hair
3:-)		curly hair
[:-)		flattop
#:-)		crewcut
?:-)		wavy hair, parted on right
*:-)		electric hair
{(:-)		wearing toupee
}(:-(		wearing toupee in wind

                        Clothing, Glasses, Etc.

(:-|K-		formal message
:-)8		well dressed
:-X		has bow tie
g-)		ponce-nez glasses
::-)		wears glasses
(8-)		message from a person wearing glasses...
8-)		wears glasses
B-)		wears horn-rims
8:-)		wears glasses on forehead
B-)-[<		wearing sunglasses and swimming trunk
%-)		message about people with broken glasses
R-)		has broken glasses
8-)		wears glasses
B-)		wears sunglasses
B-|		wearing cheap sunglasses
%-)		crossed-eyed
'-)		only has a left eye, which is closed
.-]		one-eyed smilely
.-)		has one eye
?-(		about people with a  black eye
':-)		shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
@:I		wears turban
\:-)		wears a french hat
d:-)		baseball player (hat on sideways)
+(:-)		propeller beanie
[:-)		listening to walkman thingy

                                Mouths:

:-v		talking head 
:-$		face with it's mouth wired shut
:-9		licking it's lips
:-B		drooling
:-)'		tends to drool
:-6		after eating something sour
:-*		after eating something bitter
:-q		trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-a		lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-o		singing national anthem
:-7		talks out of side of mouth
:-{}		wears lipstick
:-#		has been punched in the mouth
:-b		left-pointing tongue smiley
:-"		pursing lips
:-(=)		message about people with big teeth
:-#		has braces
:-{#}		messages teasing people about their braces
:-E		has major dental problems

                               Smokers:

:-G-		smokes cigarettes
:-Q		smoker
:-p~		smokes heavily
:-d~		smokes heavily
 ~p
:-)		pipe smoker
:-?		smilely smoking a pipe
:-Z		tobacco chewer
:-7		tobacco chewer, getting ready to spit
:-`		spitting out chewing tobacco

                                Noses:

:~)		has ugly nose (needs nose job)
:u)		funny-looking left nose
:>)		has big nose
:n)		funny-looking right nose
:~)		pointy nose (righty)
:v)		left-pointing nose 
:^|		broken nose
(:^(		message concerning people with broken noses
:^)		messages teasing people about their noses
(:+)		has a big nose...
:=)		has two noses
:%)%		has acne

                           Other Appearance:

:-)))		very overweight
[:-]		a message  concerning a square head
:<		midget unsmiley
:>		midget 
		invisible man
C:-)		has large brain capacity
%-~		painted by Picasso

                              ETHNICITY:

=0==		message about mexican on a railroad!
=t==		message about mexican run over by train
>|->		message from China...
<|-)=		chinese
<|-(=		chinese and doesn't like this article
|-)		chinese
_:^)		Indian
@:-)		Indian (East)
*\:-)		Scottish
<:-)		Vietnamese peasant (unlikely)
](-[3		Viking
(-:		Australian
:<()		African tribesman
>:^(		headhunter (Amazon style)
I8${}		Ubangi - bone in nose
X8-{}		Ubangi's wife
*8-O		Ubangi's child
i:o		Ubangi's baby

                        HOBBIES & OCCUPATIONS:

+<:-|		message from a monk/nun...
:-0		orator
8-)		swimmer
:-%		banker
*(H-)		downhill skier
=:-)		punk-rocker
=:-#}		punk with a mustache....
>B=)		punk rocker
=:-(		(real punk rockers don't smile)
    Y
:-) 8		plays guitar
    Y
:-) O           plays banjo
(:)-)		scuba diver
0-)		wearing scuba mask
8=:-)		a chef
<<<<(:-)	message from a hat sales-man...
(:>-<		message from a thief: hands up!
0-)		an arc-welder
(o:v)		coal miner
O:v)>--o	doctor
CD:-)>		railroad engineer
:-)W:-)		barber
+<||-)		knight

                              AT THE ZOO:

:= |		baboon   
:=8)		baboon
d8=		eager beaver
pq`#'		bull
}:-<		cat
__Q~`__		cat
   )		the Cheshire cat
3:-o		cow
pp#		cow
:3-<		dog
6\/)		the elephant submitter
}.		elephant
`\
(O--<		fishy message
>-^);>		fish
8)		frog
B)		frog who is wearing sunglasses
8P		bullfrog and it's mating season
:-[ ]		shark (jaws of doom)
8:]		gorilla
:@)             pig
:8)		pig
::)		pig
3:*>		Rudolph the reindeer
|)		salamander
~~~~8}		snake
:<=		walrus
:V		woodpecker

                            FAMOUS PEOPLE:

B-)		Batman
C=:-)		The Galloping Gourmet
8=:-K		The Sweedish Chef
>:*)		Bozo the Clown
*:o)		Bozo the Clown
*:O)    	Bozo the Clown
:-)))		William Conrad
{8<>		Daffy Duck
]:-)		The Devil
8(:-)		Walt Disney
7:-)		Fred Flintstone
[8-]		Frankenstein
8(:-)-3		Annette Funicello
{:^=(		Hitler
:-=)            Hitler
X:-)		Aunt Jemima
K:-)		Aunt Jemima's sister
=|:-)		Abe Lincoln
(D:-]   	General Patton
%-~		Picasso
%-^     	Picasso
+O:-)		The Pope
:-\		Popeye
=):-)		Uncle Sam
O==):-{		Uncle Sam
*<|:-)		Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
8+()		Tina Turner
:-[		vampire
B-{=		vampire
:-E		vampire with buck teeth
4:-)		George Washington
?:^7      	Ronald Reagan
!B^|      	George Bush
@>:^o     	Margaret Thatcher
.-)             Sammy Davis, Jr.


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       #:-)     Bon Jovi
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       #
        :-)     Ed Koch
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        :o)     Bozo the Clown
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                         NOT-SO-FAMOUS PEOPLE:

-=#:-)		has wizard status
$-)		a yuppie
Q:-)		a new grad
b-)		pirate (with eye patch)
L:-)		just graduated
:<|		attends an Ivy League school
(:   (=|	going to be a ghost for Halloween...
=:-H		plays for NFL
(V)=|		a pacman champion
o-)		a cyclops
@-)		a cyclops
*-(		a cyclops who got poked in the eye


Drama :-(	Comedy :-)	Surpise :-o	Suspense 8-|

                    MULTI-LINE AND OBSCURE SMILEYS:

O-S-<		a message from a person in a hurry
O-Z-<		a message from a person in a big hurry
O-&-<		a message from a person who is doing nothing
O-G-<		a message concerning oneself
*:*		message about fuzzy things
*:**		message about fuzzy people with a fuzzy mustache
(-:		left-handed
oo		somebody's head-lights are on messages
._)		suffers from Lorentz contraction
<:-)<<|		message from a space rocket...
--->----  A rose.